The Otakuologist

1. The Laws of Physics don’t apply.
2. Girls are able to punch guys into orbit apparently.
3. Guys are allowed to punch girls if they piss them off enough.
4. Anime is often made better by bad fansubs
5. Sometimes the bad guys just won’t die!
6. Explosions are never as cool as they are in anime.
7. When fighting, women secrete an incredibly strong glue from their nipples and privates that keeps the clothing in those areas from being ripped away.
8. Being in a hentai anime removes this ability from women.
9. Men can confess their love to women, even before going on one date.
10. Women can confess their love to men.
11. Age apparently doesn’t matter.
12. There is no problem a giant robot, giant gun, giant sword or a combination of any of the above won’t solve.

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